Latest Park Events

10 October 2017:

Yeah active links after only 4 years.

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1 September 2017:

It begins again.

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27 April 2017:

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31 December 2016:

Note to self: kill self before we endure another Christmas.

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31 October 2016:

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26 October 2016:

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1 September 2016:

HORROR SEASON BEGINS

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27 July 2016:

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21 July 2016:

Massive sweeping changes made to the introductory preamble materials, including new background images of the real-life park.

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24 March 2016:

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31 December 2015:

Another dead soldier. Happy new year anyone.

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31 October 2015:

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27 October 2015:

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28 September 2015:

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4 September 2015:

IT'S HORROR SEASON! The only truly awesome time of year is here again. Can't you feel that tingly excitement in the air? Don't you just want to be hacked to bits by Jason Voorhees or clutched away and devoured by nightgaunts or something?

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I really should make those active links, I know. Not like anyone reads this crap.

21 July 2015:

Rightfully awarded Halloween 3 four black monkey skulls.

Still slowly trying to fix all the places I accidentally typed "it's" instead of "its". I really do know the difference!

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11 May 2015:

Slowly trying to fix all the places I accidentally typed "it's" instead of "its".

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31 October 2014:

It's Halloween again, day before the saddest day of the year. Enjoy.

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26 October 2014:

IT'S HALLOWEEN WEEK!

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31 July 2014:

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30 June 2014:

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30 April 2014:

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16 March 2014:

Yeah...fixed a link to some movie that was linking to some other movie by mistake.

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30 January 2014:

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13 January 2014:

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31 December 2013:

Happy grue year to anyone reading this.

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28 December 2013:

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23 December 2013:

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20 December 2013:

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16 December 2013:

Re-wrote the introductory pages.

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13 December 2013:

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10 December 2013:

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8 December 2013:

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5 December 2013:

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3 December 2013:

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2 December 2013:

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1 December 2013:

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30 November 2013:

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28 November 2013:

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27 November 2013:

Happy Thanksgiving "everybody". Guess I'll go watch my team lose while I knock back some potatoes and stuffing from a box and gravy from an envelope. At least today's movie is no longer on Netflix instant or I'd probably feel some sort of traditional obligation to watch it again.

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26 November 2013:

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25 November 2013:

Corrected rant about Godzill vs Mothra, which I accidentally uploaded incomplete.

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24 November 2013:

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22 November 2013:

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21 November 2013:

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20 November 2013:

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18 November 2013:

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17 November 2013:

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16 November 2013:

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15 November 2013:

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14 November 2013:

First day of the year it was too dark when I got up to bother lifting the shades.

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13 November 2013:

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12 November 2013:

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11 November 2013:

Decided I'd like to use a word other than "reviews". I think they've devolved into
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10 November 2013:

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9 November 2013:

Edited the disclaimer.

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8 November 2013:

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7 November 2013:

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6 November 2013:

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5 November 2013:

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4 November 2013:

Edited the review of Plasterhead because I found out there's more than one movie
called Blood Creek.

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3 November 2013:

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2 November 2013:

Thought about giving Halloween 3 an extra monkey skull. It might happen and robots be damned.

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1 November 2013: the saddest day of the year

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31 October 2013:

Well it's another Halloween, so:
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30 October 2013:

Busy actually watching horror movies. Let the Halloween marathon begin.

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29 October 2013:

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28 October 2013:

Good job nobody reads this stuff or folks would lynch me for not liking these three extremely popular movies.

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27 October 2013:

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At last, a 5 skull movie. Hint: it's not Slugs.

26 October 2013:

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25 October 2013: Night of the Cane Toads

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The park's first cane toad movie!

24 October 2013:

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23 October 2013: Day of movies with colons in the title

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22 October 2013:

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