31 October 2024:

Wait what I'm still here WTF?

Added self indulgent rant:

• MAD GOD

31 December 2023:

Garbage day? More like garbage year.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2

31 October 2023:

Fading fast...must...type...one more...oh god it's here...

Added self indulgent rant:

• All Hallows' Eve

4 October 2023:

Horror season, keeping a weather eye out for Darke's Pandemonium.

Added self indulgent rants:

• 100 Monsters
• Malatesta's Carnival of Blood

31 December 2022:

Yeah still here.

Added self indulgent rant:

• All Through the House

31 October 2022:

On this occasion of another worst Halloween ever (really this time) I defiantly present the best movie ever made.

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Whisperer in Darkness

31 December 2021:

I'll watch better stuff next year. I'd have to get the black plague and cancer of the dick for it to be worse than this one.

Added self indulgent rant:

• All the Creatures Were Stirring

31 October 2021:

Worst. Halloween. Ever. Hell I don't know I say that every year now. Just cue the theme again and I'll be okay.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Halloween 6

21 October 2021:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Uzumaki
• Blood Vessel

15 October 2021:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Howl
• Colour From the Dark

13 October 2021:

Yeah still here.

Added self indulgent rants:

• Cthulhu
• Pumpkin Karver

31 October 2020:

I'm sure next year will be better...

Added self indulgent rant:

• Theatre of Blood

1 October 2020:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Leprechaun 3
• Return to Horror High

16 September 2020:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Nine Dead
• War of the Dead

2 September 2020:

Horror season is once again upon us. As Frank Zito said to the hooker, "let's go".

Added self indulgent rant:

• Werewolf of London

5 August 2020:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Tetsuo the Iron Man
• Death Curse of Tartu

3 August 2020:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Clowntergeist
• Hellhouse LLC 3

22 July 2020:

Two not mean reviews of actual good movies? Can I even do that?

Added self indulgent rants:

• YellowBrickRoad
• Abominable

11 March 2020:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Burial Ground
• M xico B rbaro
• Nightmare City
• Spores

31 January 2019:

Friends, as we come to the end of another stupid year let us pause and reflect upon a below average Christmas movie.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Mother Krampus

31 October 2019:

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Abominable Dr. Phibes
• Dr. Phibes Rises Again

30 September 2019:

Added self indulgent rants:

• The Devil's Carnival
• Slumber Party Massacre
• Zeder

28 July 2019:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Below
• Jeruzalem

31 January 2018:

2018 can die in a fucking fire.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Jack Frost 2

31 October 2018:

Don't forget to watch the big giveaway at nine!

Added self indulgent rant:

• Halloween Resurrection

29 October 2018:

Added self indulgent rants:

• As Above, So Below
• The Dunwich Horror

7 October 2018:

Added self indulgent rants:

• The Last Case of August T Harrison
• Stitches

18 September 2018:

Another horror season is upon us shipmates. Dim the lights once more, bring in your pumpkins, dig up your dead pets and howl your chants to Shub-Niggurath. Will we come
this way again?

Added self indulgent rants:

• Beast in the Cellar
• The Last Man on Earth

21 July 2018:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Tank 432
• The Last Lovecraft

31 December 2017:

Surely this can't go on much longer.

Added self indulgent rants:

• The Yearly Harvest
• A Christmas Horror Story

31 October 2017:

Another dead soldier.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Halloween V

29 October 2017:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Dracula
• Bog Creatures

10 October 2017:

Yeah active links after only 4 years.

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Hallow

1 September 2017:

It begins again.

Added self indulgent rants:

• The Brainiac
• Blood Lake

27 April 2017:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Howling IV
• Pickman's Muse

31 December 2016:

Note to self: kill self before we endure another Christmas.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Silent Night

31 October 2016:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Halloween IV

26 October 2016:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Contamination .7
• Friday the 13th Part VI

1 September 2016:

HORROR SEASON BEGINS

Added self indulgent rants:

• Die Farbe
• Sorority House Massacre

27 July 2016:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Killjoy 2
• Night of the Demon (the bigfoot one)

21 July 2016:

Massive sweeping changes made to the introductory preamble materials, including new background images of the real-life park.

Added self indulgent rants:

• The Call of Cthulhu
• House of Haunted

24 March 2016:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Swamp Devil
• Lurking Fear
• The Traveler

31 December 2015:

Another dead soldier. Happy new year anyone.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Jack Frost

31 October 2015:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Halloween 2

27 October 2015:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Freddy vs Jason
• Zoltan, Hound of Dracula

28 September 2015:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Blood Glacier
• A Field in England

4 September 2015:

IT'S HORROR SEASON! The only truly awesome time of year is here again. Can't you feel that tingly excitement in the air? Don't you just want to be hacked to bits by Jason Voorhees or clutched away and devoured by nightgaunts or something?

Added self indulgent rant:

• Criminally Insane 2

I really should make those active links, I know. Not like anyone reads this crap.

21 July 2015:

Rightfully awarded Halloween 3 four black monkey skulls.

Still slowly trying to fix all the places I accidentally typed "it's" instead of "its". I really do know the difference!

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Tomb

11 May 2015:

Slowly trying to fix all the places I accidentally typed "it's" instead of "its".

Added self indulgent rants:

• Horrors of War
• The Beast Must Die

31 October 2014:

It's Halloween again, day before the saddest day of the year. Enjoy.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Halloween 1978

26 October 2014:

IT'S HALLOWEEN WEEK!

Added self indulgent rants:

• Grabbers
• Frankenstein's Army

31 July 2014:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Belphegor, Phantom of the Louvre

30 June 2014:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Gnaw

31 May 2014:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Darna Mana Hai

30 April 2014:

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Dead

16 March 2014:

Yeah...fixed a link to some movie that was linking to some other movie by mistake.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Open Graves

30 January 2014:

Added self indulgent rant:

• House of Fears

13 January 2014:

Added mini self indulgent rants (busy playing X-Com):

• The Comedy of Terrors
• Dogora

3 January 2014:

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Shrine

31 December 2013:

Happy grue year to anyone reading this.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Christmas Evil

28 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Black Christmas (remake)

23 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Black Christmas (1974)

20 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Killjoy
• Santa's Slay

16 December 2013:

Re-wrote the introductory pages.

Added self indulgent rant:

• The House that Screamed

13 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Bat

10 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Skull Heads

8 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Frankenstein Theory

5 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• S.I.C.K.

3 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• In Search of Lovecraft

2 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Satan's Black Wedding

1 December 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Carnosaur

30 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Horror Show

28 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Gappa (The Triphibian Monster)

27 November 2013:

Happy Thanksgiving "everybody". Guess I'll go watch my team lose while I knock back some potatoes and stuffing from a box and gravy from an envelope. At least today's movie is no longer on Netflix instant or I'd probably feel some sort of traditional obligation to watch it again.

Added self indulgent rant:

• Thankskilling

26 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Chernobyl Diaries

25 November 2013:

Corrected rant about Godzill vs Mothra, which I accidentally uploaded incomplete.

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Bay

24 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• It Waits

22 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Godzilla vs Mothra

21 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Shock Waves

20 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Penny Dreadful

19 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Event Horizon

18 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Terror Creatures from the Grave

17 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rants:

• Blood and Donuts
• Wilderness

16 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Amityville 3

15 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• C.H.U.D.

14 November 2013:

First day of the year it was too dark when I got up to bother lifting the shades.

Added self indulgent rant:

• The Ring

13 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• Doom Asylum

12 November 2013:

Added self indulgent rant:

• "Criminally Insane"

11 November 2013:

Decided I'd like to use a word other than "reviews". I think they've devolved into
some sort of self indulgent rants.

Added self indulgent rants:

• Necrosis
• Night of the Demons

10 November 2013:

Added reviews:

• Darkness Falls
• Heartless

9 November 2013:

Edited the disclaimer.

Added reviews:

• Dark Floors
• Ravenous

8 November 2013:

Added review:

• Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

7 November 2013:

Added reviews:

• Children of the Corn
• Hack!

6 November 2013:

Added reviews:

• R-Point
• Skeleton Man

5 November 2013:

Added review:

• Apollo 18

4 November 2013:

Edited the review of Plasterhead because I found out there's more than one movie
called Blood Creek.

Added reviews:

• Blood Creek (the less famous one)
• Slaughter Night

3 November 2013:

Added reviews:

• Pumpkinhead
• Monstroid: It Came from the Lake

2 November 2013:

Thought about giving Halloween 3 an extra monkey skull. It might happen and robots be damned.

Added reviews:

• Blair Witch 2
• Leprechaun 2
• The Mangler

1 November 2013: the saddest day of the year

Added reviews:

• Plasterhead
• Antarctic Journal
• A Bucket of Blood

31 October 2013:

Well it's another Halloween, so:
Added review:

• Halloween (2007)

30 October 2013:

Busy actually watching horror movies. Let the Halloween marathon begin.

Added review:

• The Devil's Rock

29 October 2013:

Added reviews:

• Ghost Voyage
• Nude for Satan
• The Prowler

28 October 2013:

Good job nobody reads this stuff or folks would lynch me for not liking these three extremely popular movies.

Added reviews:

• Cloverfield
• Midnight Movie
• 30 Days of Night

27 October 2013:

Added reviews:

• Night of the Creeps
• Slugs
• Death Valley: Revenge of Bloody Bill

At last, a 5 skull movie. Hint: it's not Slugs.

26 October 2013:

Added reviews:

• Yeti
• The Flesh and the Fiends

25 October 2013: Night of the Cane Toads

Added reviews:

• Prophecy (the TV movie)
• The Mummy Theme Park

The park's first cane toad movie!

24 October 2013:

Added reviews:

• Alone in the Dark
• Grizzly Park
• Ghosts of Goldfield

23 October 2013: Day of movies with colons in the title

• Spiffied up the billboard
• Removed the word "punk" from the review of The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh. Seemed too smart alecky when I re-read it.

Added reviews:

• Severed: Forest of the Dead
• Halloween III: Season of the Witch
• Popcorn
• Little Witches
• Chupacabra: Seas of Darkness

22 October 2013:

• Added the billboard
• Corrected lies in the introduction

Added reviews:

• Murders in the Rue Morgue
• SHAKMA!

'Bout time we got a four skull movie around here.